Every silver lining belongs to a cloud

Yesterday I took the stack of built up Christmas and birthday money from my drawer, and as a reward for sorting my paperwork for uni, I bought myself the Nintendo Switch I have been intending to buy since 2017.

[Trigger warning - grossness bordering on body horror]
Today my play was to sit in my PJs and play, but my body decided to be a dork.
Had my first full on proper seizure in a while - my meds mostly stop them but this one got through.  And my body decided that while I was unconscious and convulsing was the perfect time to poop.
And because I am also on metformin things are soft, not quite liquid but liquid adjacent.
So emergency showering and scrubbing of things and laundry and filled up the time since.  Because my body just loves to fuck me over.

I am just glad I had put my Switch down at the time.  Breaking it after less than a day would have sucked, it is bad enough that I screwed the bottom right corner on my screen protector for it (I can't put screen protectors on things, I always get it wrong - this time trying to get a giant air bubble out of the middle I stuff the corner).